It’s been a little too chaotic to post lately, but I hope 2023 is treating everyone well so far!
Quick note: I missed the camaraderie of pre-Musk Twitter, so I joined the Mastodon Games server. Here’s the invitation link if you also need another way to goof off connect with others on social media!
you make the mistake of sharing something that bothers you (international media announcements of the Nobel Peace Prize for Economics Winner Esther Duflo and her husband — there, fixed it), but your Facebook friend decides that you haven’t shared your concerns in the right format, so you give up on justifying your right to an opinion and whip up a snarky retort in Photoshop instead.
It’s only Wednesday.
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Local Stay-at-home Mom Shares Link on Facebook Without Verifying 30 Additional Sources First
Earth blows up next day.
[Photo of Suzanne being tackled by her daughter. Caption:] Pictured above: Panic on the streets.
Local mother Suzanne Skaar (who claims she has an identity outside being a parent but has not provided any evidence of this) took a break from entertaining her seven-year-old on Tuesday, October 22, 2019 to share a post that “irked [her] based on [her] own experiences working with men on collaborative projects.” After she shared the post, she included links to other articles on this same topic.
This afterthought was not enough to prevent panic on the streets.
Experts agree that, before sharing an opinion, regardless of confirmation that she was not paid for this opinion, she should have at least prepared a bibliography in advance of hitting the share button. As of press time, however, she had still failed to convene a committee to perform a proper peer review.
“It’s my fault,” Skaar admitted. “I should have known to stay away from social media until I had a thesis ready to attach to the post.”
Authorities have not taken any actions as of yet. When asked for comment, an unnamed (Continued on A4)